I did make some resolutions this year. To quit smoking. To excercise more. And to be kinder to my friends and small animals. And I kept those resolutions — for six whole days. And the I broke them. All of them. I feel bad about that, really bad. Not because I broke them, but because I wasted six whole days.
—A. Whitney Brown

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
—A. Whitney Brown

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.
—A. Whitney Brown, "The Big Picture"