Ask Yahoo explaining whether chocolate is addictive or not: "[C]hocolate contains over 300 distinct chemicals. They undoubtedly play some role in our love for the stuff."

Hold on, hold on. So you're saying that the substances which chocolate consists of may play some role in it's effect on human body? Boy, that's what I call insightful reporting.

But what's interesting is that supposedly a certain chemical in chocolate, anandide, causes roughly the same reaction in the brain as tetrahydrocannabinol, the active ingredient in marijuana. Fondles the same receptors up in the gray or summink. Agreed, in order to get high you'd have to consume twenty-five pounds of the stuff, but still I don't see marijuana light being legally sold in the streets or liberally presented to the youngens.